Leading Cause of Drowning is WATER!

"A Glass of water? More like - A Glass of... Drowning "

In the Summer for Scientist Learning Committee (SSLC) held in Shillong, attended by hydrologists from all over the world via whatsapp video calling, it has declared that WATER is the leading cause of drowning. It may come as a shock to some of you readers but according to the 10-year study that was done by scientists who study water a.k.a Hydrologists (They should've been termed Waterists but they instead opt for the Greek word which is typical for them as they aren’t creative enough) have determined that the leading cause of drowning worldwide is water.

Some have stated there are other causes such as not knowing how to swim, disability or being a dumbass. But hydrologists (waterists) claim that water is the one common factor among all of them hence it trumps against all other causes. To further strengthen this claim, they have stated that even a dumbass can be sent to the moon and not drown because there are no water bodies. According to them, this is a historic finding and it may help us in better understanding the origins of our universe and maybe just maybe understand why milk spills over when we aren’t looking.

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